Neko


Devan//ya bitch

floatingpoop:

step 1: make girl laugh
step 2: make girl moan

(via stretchedlobes)

millika:

How to know which boy you like:

1. Get very drunk

2. You will cry about the boy you like

(via omfg-jess)

beyoncebeytwice:

i wonder what my future sugar daddy is doing right now

(via omfg-jess)

stearic:

"humankind" more like “humanmean"

(via idfrickleyourfrackle)

pajamaben:

[in the doctor’s office]

“it’s my expert opinion we need to remove all your bones”

"what?! wait, you’re not my doctor"

*a bunch of dogs fall out of the lab coat and run away*

(via thefuturepilot)

profounds:

I actually love my denim vest! 
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